Megan Crafton

The face of bullshit laws. Instead of having a whole beautiful life ahead of her, Crafton now faces 3 years in prison followed by registration as a sex-offender, on a once-valuable list that no longer has any meaning or utility whatsoever.

February 16, 2013: After her attorney’s unsuccessful attempt to have Crafton's ridiculous case thrown out of court, and after nine months of being bent over the proverbial barrel by the sex-obsessed, youth-hating freaks at the Shelby County, IN, Prosecutor’s Office, 22-year-old Megan Crafton has been forced into a plea “deal.” In exchange for pleading guilty to “conducting performance harmful to minors” — defined by Shelby County prosecutors as giving her legal-age 17-year-old boyfriend a blowjob — Crafton will not have to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life, now that prosecutors have already destroyed the young woman's reputation in media nationwide, and destroyed what would have been the rest of her teaching career.


September 24, 2012: Once-happy 22-year-old Megan Crafton broke no laws whatsoever by having sex with her 17-year-old boyfriend (legal age in Indiana is 16), but the variously frigid and flaccid attorneys at the Shelby County Prosecutor's Office nonetheless have decided to get their vicarious thrills by destroying a young woman's life and by stripping any meaning from the term "child seduction," with which Crafton has been charged.


June 22, 2012: Sexless, youth-hating colostomy bags posing as attorneys at Indiana's Shelby County Prosecutor’s Office decide to prosecute and destroy the future of 22-year-old cheerleading coach Megan Crafton, for having consensual and perfectly legal sex.